Man Arrested For Having Sex With Van

Man Arrested For Having Sex With Van

( 4UMF NEWS ) Man Arrested For Having Sex With Van:

Va-va-vroom. An Ohio man was arrested Tuesday for having sex with a parked van, cops said.

Michael William Henson, 35, was allegedly high when witnesses saw him insert “his genitals in the grill of a red van,” according to a Dayton police report.

After his greased lightning escapade, the accused van violator passed out in a yard before getting up and strolling away, according to the Dayton Daily News.

Officers were initially called to the scene for a report of a man pulling his pants down and wildly swinging on a stop sign. When they found the van-lover, he was walking down the street wearing only gym shorts and shoes, WDTN reported.

Police tracked down the van’s owner, who said he didn’t witness the bizarre roadside gear-grinding.

Henson was arrested for public indecency and is being held on $2,500 bail after his alleged fuel-injected fornication.