Man Gets Bitten On Penis By Venomous Spider Again


( 4UMF NEWS ) Man Gets Bitten On Penis By Venomous Spider Again:

His spider sense should've warned him this would happen again.

According to the BBC, an Australian construction worker got his fly caught in a wicked web inside a portable toilet, as a venomous arachnid chomped down on his penis for the second time in five months.

"I was sitting on the toilet doing my business and just felt the sting that I felt the first time," said the man who wished to only be identified as Jordan. "I was like, 'I can't believe it's happened again.'"

Calling himself "the most unlucky guy in the country," Jordan said the location of the bite was "pretty much the same spot."

Following his first encounter with an angry arthropod — a redback spider, a relative of the black widow that is indigenous to Australia — Jordan tried to be more careful around portable toilets.

"Toilets got cleaned that day and I thought it was my opportunity to go use one. Had a look under both seats and then I sat down did my business," he said. "Next thing you know, I'm bent over in pain."

Fortunately, one of Jordan's coworkers took him straight to the hospital, though not before he would feel the sting of his friends' remarks.

"They got worried the first time," he said. "This time they were making jokes before I was getting in the car."