Michael Dick Busted For Masturbating


Michael Dick Busted For Masturbating ( 4UMF NEWS ) Michael Dick Busted For Masturbating: What's in a name? An Oregon man called Michael Dick has been arrested for allegedly masturbating in the Tickle Creek area, reports KOIN 6. The ironically named 53-year-old was detained Wednesday. Cops had received reports of a naked, wig-wearing man pleasuring himself in the also aptly-monikered road. Officers claim that Dick matched the description of a repeat flasher. Witnesses said that the naked man would drive up to women in the street, which is near Gresham, before jumping out of his pick-up and pleasuring himself. Convicted sex offender Dick was charged with three counts of public indecency. And, due to his past criminal history, they have been classed as felonies. Source