( 4UMF NEWS ) Robber Steals Cash And Toilet Paper From Dollar Store:
When you gotta go, you gotta go. A restroom-minded robber was caught on camera as he hit up a Miami store, walking away with a wad of cash — and a pack of toilet paper.
Surveillance video released by Miami Police Department shows the bathroom bandit shifting his weight and fidgeting as he approaches the clerk at Little Haiti Family Dollar.
He ordered the clerk to put cash in his red bag, according to the Miami Herald. Then, the unidentified sticky-fingers snatched a pack of toilet paper and fled, zooming away from the scene in a dark gray Ford Mustang.
The TP thief is described as a bearded man, about 5-foot-6 and weighing 280 pounds. He was last seen wearing a black T-shirt and green camouflage cargo pants.
Police have released footage of the July 26 incident in hopes of catching the paper purloiner.
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